Funny Quotes About Life By Famous People
A lot of famous people don’t even remember saying these funny quotes, maybe because they didn’t even think twice before saying them; it was like a flash of brilliant humor. But it is those flashes of humor that could turn out to make us laugh for a life time. Here is a list of a few of those Funny Quotes about Life, Enjoy.
“You know you’re getting old when you get that one candle on the cake. Its like, “See if you can blow this out.”Jerry Seinfeld
“Why do they call it a “building”? It looks like they’re finished. Why isn’t it a “built”?” Jerry Seinfeld
“I was the best man at the wedding. If I’m the best man, why is she marrying him?” Jerry Seinfeld
“If Harry Potter’s so magical, why cant he cure his own eyesight and get laid. A teenage lad shouldn’t need a broomstick to cling onto.” Frankie Boyle
“A vasectomy means never having to say you’re sorry.” Anonymous
Funny Quotes about life by famous people are generally from intelligent famous people, stupid famous people don’t tend to utter comments which end up in quotations books, unless it is the quotations of the utterly stupid. Here are some more Funny Quotes about Life Lessons from the famous.
“It’s a recession when your neighbor loses his job: it’s a depression when you lose yours.” Harry Truman
“Well, Clive, it’s all about the two M’s – movement and positioning.” Ron Atkinson
“The last time I was inside a woman was when I was inside the Statue of Liberty.” Woody Allen
“The only time my wife and I had a simultaneous orgasm was when the judge signed the divorce papers.” Woody Allen
“First the doctor told me the good news: I was going to have a disease named after me.” Steve Martin
“I saw the movie, ‘Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon’ and I was surprised because I didn’t see any tigers or dragons. And then I realized why: they’re crouching and hidden.” Steve Martin
“Yes, madam, I am drunk. But in the morning I will be sober and you will still be ugly!” Sir Winston Churchill
“I like pigs. Dogs look up to us. Cats look down on us. Pigs treat us as equals.” Sir Winston Churchill